Alan's best attribute is: Determined
Alan's worst fault is: Overly Emotional
I'm most thankful to Alan for: Being patient with my stupidity.
I'm least thankful to Alan for: Not having enough courage
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: The truth
Alan reminds me of: Umm...Canada?
Alan reminds me of the color: Green. Duh.
If Alan did not exist I would: Beat up Tim more.
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: I reserve the word awesome for God alone. But Alan really is great. I'll say 8, because only Wizard is 10, and Kurama, Bakura, Jing and Tokiya are 9.
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: Just wandering around the place and talking.
Two words to describe Alan are: Very flu...

Alan's best attribute is: His transparency
Alan's worst fault is: Blinding too many people w/ flashness
I'm most thankful to Alan for: n3rd wisdom in website administration
I'm least thankful to Alan for: Being a better nerd
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: Happiness (those last few days were rough)
Alan reminds me of: Hmm.. I dunno.
Alan reminds me of the color: Purple
If Alan did not exist I would: have a lot more free time, because I wouldn't have gotten addicted to blogging
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: 8 (9-10 are reserved for living legends and God, respectively)
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: Pat yelling "HEY ALAN! THEY'RE GANG-RAPING ZEKE IN WHAP!!!" and then seeing a bunch of flashes.... or maybe riding the baby carousel at the end-of-year party last year
Two words to describe Alan are: Ripe Kumquat

Wha? I didn't read Apphia's comment, and we said the same thing about awesomeness.

And courtesy of Randomjunk, I must correct my gang-rape reference:

Patrick: Zeke just got butt-raped over here.
Zarah: What? Who?
Pat: Everyone. It was fun!
Zeke: I was butt-raped by Jon Black, John Ruppel, Katherine, and Ms. Pullen.
Patrick: I got pictures!

Alan's best attribute is: His determination
Alan's worst fault is: His excessive focus
I'm most thankful to Alan for: Giving myself something realistic to strive for
I'm least thankful to Alan for: Making me waste a lot on money on the DDR machine
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: Several high fives into space
Alan reminds me of: Alan
Alan reminds me of the color: Red
If Alan did not exist I would: Probably appoint Tim as my 'most trusted friend' instead of Alan
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: 9.6
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: Impossible to choose. There's just so many
Two words to describe Alan are: Can't... choose...

Alan's best attribute is: Trustable
Alan's worst fault is: Easily obsessed
I'm most thankful to Alan for: Always being there
I'm least thankful to Alan for: Some of his choices in jokes
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: That cookie back
Alan reminds me of: Paul Bacchiocchi... a little bit
Alan reminds me of the color: green
If Alan did not exist I would: stink at DDR because I'd never play
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: 8
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: The time we went Christmas shopping at the Waterfront, and although we had a fun time walking and talking. you seemed to not get anything for anyone... and then later that night you had an awesome surprise present that rocks for everyone
Two words to describe Alan are: beef stew

Alan's best attribute is: outgoing friendliness
Alan's worst fault is: buying too much random anime stuff
I'm most thankful to Alan for: being Alan
I'm least thankful to Alan for: taking more pictures of Matt than of me
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: random anime stuff, so he wouldn't use all his money on it
Alan reminds me of: my HS programming buddy Mike, except less insane
Alan reminds me of the color: red
If Alan did not exist I would: be sitting next to Chris in 113 instead of him
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: 9
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: packing peanuts off the Wean drop
Two words to describe Alan are: mad skillz

Alan's best attribute is: integrity and friendship
Alan's worst fault is: pessimism
I'm most thankful to Alan for: being a friend
I'm least thankful to Alan for: "Your mom" jokes, and not letting others know how to help him
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: Truth
Alan reminds me of: Alan
Alan reminds me of the color: 9 polka dots
If Alan did not exist I would: bother Tim even more. And lack a true friend, which is no light matter.
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: 8, continuing the trend of 9 for legends, 10 for God.
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: too many to choose (and I never remember stuff on the spot).
Two words to describe Alan are: submersible dragoon

Alan's best attribute is: being so trustworthy and always having a listening ear :-)
Alan's worst fault is: sometimes freaking out over things that dont need to be freaked out about
I'm most thankful to Alan for: giving me rides home on wednesdays last year, and also for always being there for me, even if he's miles away
I'm least thankful to Alan for: sometimes threatening not to give me rides home last year...grrr...
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: cowfish's twin brother
Alan reminds me of: cows.
Alan reminds me of the color: green
If Alan did not exist I would: be very sad and not happy
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: diez
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was:shopping at target! hehehee
Two words to describe Alan are: alwaysthere tolisten...okay so i cheated...

Alan's best attribute is: that certain nonsensical nature
Alan's worst fault is: his pessimism
I'm most thankful to Alan for: the oddities of Concepts and 251
I'm least thankful to Alan for: excessive "your mom" jokes and stealing souls with his camera
If I could give Alan anything, I would give him: this weird plastic 'stone' that will spin one way but turns around if one spins it the other way
Alan reminds me of: Jason Chu (in a way)
Alan reminds me of the color: red (given the dye job)
If Alan did not exist I would: Hnyeh...
Alan is this awesome based on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest: No one's simple enough to be measured by a one-dimensional scale...not me, not Alan, not anyone...
The most memorable moment I had with Alan was: Going back to Alan's room to prepare for his impersonation of Mark during SCS Halloween party and watching him be half-blind
Two words to describe Alan are: Angst, bizarre